"A hundred for each of us, huh? Well that’s not exactly fair to them."{Trigun}
"About a month ago I got a cactus, and a week later it died. And I got really depressed because I realised, damn . . . I am less nurturing than a desert"{Some Guy}
"Quiet old man or i'll kill you with this spoon"{Chrono Crusade}
"But things always work when I kick them..."{Cowboy Bebop}
"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!"{Lupin III}
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!"{Evangelion}
"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?"{Slayers}
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"{Yu Yu Hakusho}
"You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid."{Yu Yu Hakusho}
"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think."{Cowboy Bebop}
"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?"{Cowboy Bebop}
"Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity."{King of Bandits Jing}
"A sinner once passed away will never return, but sins will never vanish and the love will never die."{Noir}
"Love and Peace!"{Trigun}
"A man can't just live on carbohydrates alone..."{Cowboy Bebop}
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Please use my full name when addressing me."{Trigun}
"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money."{Bleach}
"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them."{Bleach}
"A wise man once said 'I don't know..go ask a woman!'"{Some Guy}
"Who would want to drink white liquid secreted from a cow!?"{Fullmetal Alchemist}
"I meditate diligently every morning. The subject is Life and Love. I quit after three seconds"{Trigun}
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you."{Excel}
"If you say plz because it's shorter than please I'll say no because it's shorter than yes."{Some Girl}